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Dear Uncle Mortis | Paranormal Problem Pages Sticker

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👻📜 Official correspondence from Great Uncle Mortis.

Show your support for the most mysterious advice columnist on the airwaves with this vintage-inspired Dear Uncle Mortis sticker.

Featuring a distressed newspaper-style design celebrating Psychic Readings, Haunted Classifieds, and Paranormal Problem Pages, this sticker looks like it was salvaged from an old paranormal gazette delivered by bottle post from a remote island somewhere beyond the known maps.

Perfect for laptops, notebooks, water bottles, phone cases, paranormal investigation kits, and anywhere that could benefit from a little supernatural guidance.

Perfect For:
👁 Fans of Great Uncle Mortis
📻 Forbidden Frequency listeners
👻 Lovers of spooky humour
📜 Collectors of strange and mysterious things
⚡ Members of the Stay Tuned Society

Warning: Displaying this sticker may result in unsolicited psychic predictions, haunted correspondence, and an increased interest in paranormal classifieds.

Established: 1894 (allegedly)
Message Delivery: Subject to sea conditions and supernatural interference.

🌙 Great Uncle Mortis – serving the community since 1894. 👻




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  • High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
  • Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor use
  • 95µ thickness
  • Fast and easy bubble-free application

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  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

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